I got a passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it. I cannot wait for Valentine’s Day! Do not think that just because I am over 40, the mother of 2 exhaustingly rambunctious boys, and living a glam life of carpools and muddy cleats and dog throw up on the entry way carpet that I am not Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. I’m sexy and I know it.
Underneath these sweats from Costco lives a Victoria’s Secret model clawing to break free. The unwashed hair in...